I don't do superficial friendships. Honestly. No matter how hard I try, I can't put on a fake smile, give a fake laugh, tell fake jokes and say fake hellos just to keep our fake friendship going.

It's not worth the effort. So if that's the kind of friendship that you expect from me, then please contact my middle finger, she'll be happy to assist you.

OK THANKS AND GOODBYE.

P.S. : Yeahhhh. I know I've been a moody cow lately . Blame the Cheena Cow Year ok?